"Grand Theft Auto Election" Dept.
(With Apologies to Steve Miller)
This here's a story about Washington's Democrats
A party of whiners and insolent little brats.
They sit around crying about losing the governors' race
And here is what happens as they attempt yet more disgrace.
They headed down to, ol Olympia
Where they sought to instill a bit of fe'a{1}
Chris Gregoire and her corrupt powerbrokers
Filed a suit to steal the governors race
They'll try to steal the governors race
They'll try to steal the governors race
They'll try to steal the governors race
They'll try to steal the governors race
From his win Dino Rossi was elated
But he is aware of Chris Gregoire's reputation
Her incompetence as Attorney General's not minor
She made her living off of the public's taxes
Like a very bad horror movie franchise which continues to spin out turkey flicks, the latest installment of "Tuesday the 2nd (of November)" is in full swing up here in the People's Republic of...er...I mean the
State of Washington. I am very leery of another recount because the margin is so close that it would not take much for the Democrats to steal this election. And yes my friends, I need not remind most of you that this is (at least) the third attempt by the Democrats to steal a major election in the past four years. But of course I will remind readers of this humble weblog anyway because (frankly) I am so sick of this kind of crap that I am nearly beside myself. Nonetheless, let us review the past four years and if there are other attempted election thieveries by the Demoncats that I am overlooking, I am sure someone among the readers of this weblog will chime in to correct me.{2}
The first obviously enough was Florida in 2000 which can be read about
HERE,
HERE,
HERE, and
HERE. The second was Ohio in 2004 where the attempt to steal the election can be read about
HERE and
HERE among other places{3} including an outline of the plan
HERE. And as the third installment of attempted thievery, we have my home state of Washington where even John Kerry has chipped in money to attempt the heist -see John Fund's article located
HERE for details.
It was noted a few years ago that
manual recounts are a key way to distort actual election tallys. That is why (of course) the Democrats
always prefer them to machine recounts. Machines of course have their problems of this there is no denying. But to my knowledge, no machines used in any recounting can selectively bend, fold, staple, or otherwise mutilate adversarial ballots as partisan hand counters can. And that my friends is
precisely why the Democrats want to see a manual recount in the governors race up here. Let us hope that three times is
not a charm for them as this state cannot handle another four years of Democratic governorships.
The Demoncats, they see their power slip away
Hence Chris Gregoire's party must resort to foul play
Though now lameducks, but
Still having influence
They'll use the courts to thwart the will of the people
Sing it: they'll try to steal the governors race
They'll try to steal the governors race
They'll try to steal the governors race
They'll try to steal the governors race
The past twenty years have been very damaging to our business climate out here. That is no small part of the reason why unemployment is higher out here than the national average and has been for a couple of years. I predict that if Gregoire succeeds in her attempted heist of the governorship that the exodus of businesses from this state will only increase. At least with someone who understands business as governor (read: Dino Rossi the winner of the election) we have a chance at reversing the damage wrought by the last string of Democratic governors who made this state less hospitable to businesses. And that is the bottom line really.
Notes:
{1} This is the word "fear" as Democratic Party
strategeryman James Carville would say it ;-)
{2} One of the benefits of having such an intelligent reading audience is that when I make an occasional mistake, someone chimes in via email and corrects me -almost like clockwork most of the time.
{3} There is this "chick" on Air America (a network that replaced one of my favourite classic country stations about six weeks ago) who continues to whine about Cuyahoga county in Ohio as some
bastion of thievery by Republicans. (Strangely enough, she does not seem to be concerned about Pennsylvania and Wisconsin where the vote margin was closer than Ohio. Is it perhaps because
Kerry won those states in the tally???) All I will say in response to this is that there is a good reason why there are more votes than registered voters in places like Cuyahoga county. Jeff Jacoby of
The Boston Globe explains it
HERE. I will give you just a taste of Jacoby's article though - you have to pay for the rest:
A recent story that didn't get nearly the attention it deserved was the New York Daily News report that 46,000 registered New York City voters are also registered to vote in Florida. Nearly 1,700 of them have had absentee ballots mailed to their home in the other state, and as many as 1,000 have voted twice in the same election. Can 1,000 fraudulent votes change an election? Well, George W. Bush won Florida in 2000 by just 537 votes.
It is illegal to register to vote simultaneously in different jurisdictions, but scofflaws have little to worry about. As the Daily News noted, "efforts to prevent people from registering and voting in more than one state rely mostly on the honor system." Those who break the law rarely face prosecution or serious punishment. It's easy -- and painless -- to cheat.
I learned this firsthand in 1996, when I registered my wife's cat as a voter in Cook County, Ill., Norfolk County, Mass., and Cuyahoga County, Ohio, and then requested absentee ballots from all three venues. My purpose wasn't to cast illegal multiple votes but to demonstrate how vulnerable to manipulation America's election system has become.
It was a simple scam to pull off. "Under the National Voter Registration Act -- the `Motor Voter Law' -- states are required to accept voter registrations by mail," I wrote at the time. "No longer can citizens be asked to make a trip to town hall or the county office. No longer do they have to provide proof of residence or citizenship. In fact, they don't have to exist. Motor Voter obliges election officials to add to the voter list any name mailed in on a properly filled-out registration form. Anyone so registered can then request an absentee ballot -- by mail, of course. The system is not only open to manipulation, it invites it."
As journalist John Fund shows in an alarming new book, "Stealing Elections: How Voter Fraud Threatens Our Democracy," the United States has an elections system that would be an embarrassment in Honduras or Ghana. It is so unpoliced, he writes, that at least eight of the 9/11 hijackers "were actually able to register to vote in either Virginia or Florida while they made their deadly preparations."
How fouled up are the voter rolls? So fouled up that in some cities there are more registered voters than there are adults. So fouled up that when the Indianapolis Star investigated Indiana's records a few years ago, it discovered that hundreds of thousands of names -- as many as one-fifth of the total -- were "bogus" since the individuals named had moved, died, or gone to prison. So fouled up that when a Louisiana paper filed 25 phony voter registration forms signed only with an "X," 21 were approved and added to the voter list...[Jeff Jacoby: How to Steal an Election (circa September 22, 2004)]
In other words, the problems with voting tallys are because of liberal attempts to register en masse anyone and their dog to vote via proposals such as former President Clinton's
Motor Voter Bill. I say, repeal that bill and make photo ID a requirement for voting along with proof of citizenship. Those two steps alone would fix a lot of the messes which (dare I say it???) is
precisely the reason why it will
not be supported by very many Democrats. After all, it is
damn difficult to steal elections if there are greater safeguards in place. But one final bit on Cuyahoga county and the supposed Republican "thievery" of that county.
It should be noted and inculcated as often as necessary that
all the complaints from the Democrats who allege Republican wrongdoing are a result of the very kinds of voter registration schemes that they have been promoting for the past ten years. But that is not all. Indeed, Libertarian talk show host Neal Boortz has a picture at his site of the voters ballot in that controversial county. Have a look before I say anything further on it:
Just at face value, it would appear that the ballot itself was far more favourable to
Kerry than to Bush!!! After all, the instructions on where to vote for Kerry are crystal clear. But notice how a voter attempting to vote for Bush could easily mispunch the card if they were not careful!!! This would not happen necessarily in the
voting itself as the card should line up properly in the slot. I refer here to afterwards if they happen to look at their card after removing it from the slot (as I used to do with the punch ballots) and notice that number 4 is not punched. (Despite the "4" being noted in the brochure as the number to punch to vote for Bush/Cheney.)
Of course if they were to punch 4 after already punching 14 (thinking that they must have not punched the card properly to begin with) they would then have a spoiled ballot and those are the sorts which are not counted when ballots are tallyed. Bush still won in Cuyahoga but if anything, there is a much stronger argument that the county was close because of ballots that favoured Kerry causing potential spoiled ballots rather than because of anything the Republicans did.
Now I am not going to say that the ballot layout itself was rigged of course but instead I post it here as a pictoral confutation to the
moonbat liberals who are
still crowing about Bush camp election so-called "conspiracies" and whose bitching about yet more mythical "conspiracies" (rather than simply facing the fact that most people do not want the swill they are trying to sell) will help them to election losses in 2006, 2008, and beyond if they do not face up to the real reasons for why they keep losing major elections.
Labels: Pol/Elect/Sociopol/Geopol, Pres. Bush, Stolen Elections